Today thanks to the men in my city I found out I have SHAPESHIFTING POWERS.
Get this: I’m hot with a nice ass
Until I ignore your cat calls
Then I’m a fat, ugly bitch.
I’M GONNA BE A TROUT NEXT
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
why do you guys keep reblogging this
because it’s accurate
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
This! Sooooo much.
Melody Pond is a super hero.